About Us



Lonan “Shipshape” Shepptard

  • Always gets the scoop
  • Vivacious
  • Opinionated
  • Doesn’t care about your opinions
  • The earth is a hologram and you’re all fucking sheep


Conor “Misinformed” Maloney

  • Sound technician
  • Plucky
  • Smooth talker
  • Not actually a sound technician
  • Drunkenly deleted the very first episode and it was actually really good and everything, god fucking damn it Conor


Theo “Bow-legged, Boy-oh-Boys” Bowyer

  • Great vocal range
  • Way more qualified to be the sound technician
  • Loud
  • We’ve known Theo for like 8 years but we only found out his last name in the making of this podcast
  • Theo is really loud


The Crusty Crackpot Podcast is a Comedy Podcast because apparently that means we can’t get sued for defamation.


Suck on that, Miscavige.


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