THE CRUSTY CRACKPOT PODCAST
Lonan “Shipshape” Shepptard
- Always gets the scoop
- Doesn’t care about your opinions
- The earth is a hologram and you’re all fucking sheep
Conor “Misinformed” Maloney
- Sound technician
- Smooth talker
- Not actually a sound technician
- Drunkenly deleted the very first episode and it was actually really good and everything, god fucking damn it Conor
Theo “Bow-legged, Boy-oh-Boys” Bowyer
- Great vocal range
- Way more qualified to be the sound technician
- We’ve known Theo for like 8 years but we only found out his last name in the making of this podcast
- Theo is really loud
The Crusty Crackpot Podcast is a Comedy Podcast because apparently that means we can’t get sued for defamation.
Suck on that, Miscavige.
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